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MATARÓ 26-5-08

Video from the biggest skimboarding day I have ever seen in our coastline, just incredible. The video is a bit shity because there isn't any good filming, but i prefered to skim that day than beeing getting fotage.
Well I wil start filming the next skiming sesions so I can start to edit a new skiming video, a bit more serious :D

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Lucy Spraggan Last Night

Lyrics:

Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
And I could see that smile you were hiding

Last night I told ya I need ya
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his psychic sulking
I start cryin' and verbally assaulting

Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey
Whoops, I think I said too much like
Do u like my bracelets
Oh wait, there handcuffs

So last night I said I want your babies
Forget that ice is much nicer than baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Of every embarrassing thing that I say next
He said I got on one knee and there's no way
Unless I've been drinking
Oh yeah, roseys
Sailor jerrys why d'ya think I drunk a ship full
Please, please someone provide me a dis bro

Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flamin' Zambooka
I shouted at you "do me a favour"
And that's when I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

'cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do a last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop cos I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
I don't really want to learn to behave amen
And I, hey, just missed another day again

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tom cardy - H.S - (Oficial Video)

[Verse 1]
When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys
I don't say it yet
And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions
I don't say it yet, no
And the when he says out loud, "I wonder where my car keys are"
I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)
But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him in his face and I say

[Chorus]
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
You better check up that butthole
Of course I'm not serious
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
But a funny thing to say
To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly

[Verse 2]
When I see the best man start to sweat
I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
When I see that little ring-bearer cunt getting yelled at by his mum
Oh, I still don't say it
When I see the groom asking the vicar if they can wait just another fifteen minutes
I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)
And when the father of the bride starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
I want to, but I do not say it
It's the eleventh hour with three hundred congregants under God's roof
The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
He says that they've misplaced the rings, could anyone possibly know where they are?
I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"

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[Chorus]
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
And by ring, I mean butthole
Love is patient, love is kind
But if you ask me where you can find
Literally anything you've lost before
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole

[Bridge]
"Where's my phone?" Is it up your butthole?
"I lost my loan," have you checked up your butthole?
"I'm losing my patience," check your anus
"Where is your class?" Think it's stuck up your ass
"I just lost my grandma"
Oh my god, I'm so sorry
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
Of course, my condolences
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for?
"Honestly, just, like, a shoulder to cr—"

[Chorus]
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
Oh, I fuckin' got you, butthole
My family hate me
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
Fuckin' worth it, baby

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Beijing Auto Show SUV popular with consumers

The Beijing International Automotive Exhibition is ongoing and sport utility vehicles or SUVs as they're more commonly known are proving popular with consumers.

Consumers have been streaming through the doors at the Beijing Auto Show to see what's new on the car market.

The SUV is one vehicle that has been attracting huge amounts of attention.

Whether it's the look or what's under the hood, some consumers have bought the massive vehicle on the spot. Signed, sealed, delivered.

Consumer: "I like SUVs because of the better view and more driving pleasure."

Salesman: "So many people are interested and a total of 4 to 5 thousand cars have been reserved."

Sales teams at the expo say the SUV'S advantages include large amounts of space, it's height off the ground and high-tech security. Some auto dealers have raised the price of some SUVs.

Consumer: "I want to buy a Tiguan but I am afraid I have to pay 40,000 yuan more to get it."

To meet demand from the fast growing market in China, auto makers including Audi, Benz, Volvo and BMW have brought their latest models to Beijing to put on show for consumers.

Meanwhile, Chinese domestic car makers such as Geely and Chery are also showing off their products at the low-end market.

Some high-tech gadgets on low-end SUVs are made by Chinese auto makers.

Shen Siyuan, Director, Anchi Xinda Technology Corp., said, "We supply the keyless start system to the domestic automakers to improve their competitiveness."

Statistics show: 269 thousand SUVs were sold in China in March. That's an increase of 160 percent compared to last year.

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Indian Cleaning Routine - 12 Tips | Cleaning Routine Habits | Home HashTag Life

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